{"id":760,"date":"2016-11-15T11:41:00","date_gmt":"2016-11-15T11:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/silverknife.co.uk\/bonding\/?p=760"},"modified":"2021-05-01T08:19:30","modified_gmt":"2021-05-01T08:19:30","slug":"you-only-live-twice-1967","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverknife.co.uk\/bonding\/2016\/11\/15\/you-only-live-twice-1967\/","title":{"rendered":"You Only Live Twice (1967)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

has a martini and a Bond movie and everything is pretty much spiffing.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Q is the fucking man. He has shorts up to his armpits and has brought sarcasm and four suitcases full of plane.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Despite the heat Q has his thick wool socks pulled all the way up to his knees because he is BRITISH damnit and we have STANDARDS.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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DUDE it’s Burt Kwouk. He has one whole line.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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Donald Pleasance is so evil he uses no intonations whatsoever.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Another martini Mr Bond oh well if the security of Her Majesty’s nation is at stake fair enough<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Possibly the greatest lines in cinematic history:
“We have to get down to those volcanoes…do you have any commandos here?”
“I have much, much better. NINJAS!”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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“This is my ninja training school…the art of concealment and surprise, Bond-san!”
<everybody throws everybody around and punches each other in the face><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE ROCKETBULLETS. TRULY JAPAN IS A LAND OF WONDERS.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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Oh God then the world’s most offensive “Japanese” makeover happened…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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This assassin literally nicked his assassinating technique from a Glayva advert. That is cheating.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Is it just me or is Sean Connory’s seductive face basically a combination of “I have just secretly farted” and “I am totally going to stab you given half the chance”? Guess I’m not really the target audience…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Hahaha everyone has tiny zooming monorail things. Super dignified, guys.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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It’s a good thing Sean Connery fits perfectly into his stolen spacesuit despite being a head taller than anyone else in this film.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Worst. Ninjas. Ever.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Blofeld: “We are now impregnable.”
<700 ninjas and a small Japanese lady in a bikini abseil into the base><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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James Bond’s OKCupid profile features “Nobbing in life rafts” under both “I’m really good at…” and “On a typical Friday night I am…”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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…also the rest of this image. Which is a dick pic. You’re welcome.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Bonding Complete<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

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